It's a momentous occasion! Today, as of 1/25/07, I am the top-ranked page on Google for the search terms "expired mayonnaise". All because of this little post: Expired Mayonnaise Really Doesn't Taste All That Different. My mother would be so proud. I think I'm going to make a little tracker to see how long I can stay in spot #1. It will be a grand experiment in SEO.